How To Do Nothing On The Weekend
What do you want to do this weekend? Would you like to go to a sporting event? Maybe there are things on television to watch. Perhaps you would like to spend the time, resting on the couch. Your wife may not have the same ideas that you have. You can get out of doing certain chores, every now and then. It is best to begin your strategy several days ahead of time.
In reality, you never have to do anything. However, complications may arise from inactivity. The best-case scenario is to avoid work without many of the complications. You might begin your weekend in your favorite chair, relaxing. You may wake up outside, with your Poulan chainsaw, in hand.
Mental seeds
Start your plan as soon as possible. Mention your need for a no work weekend early and often. She may feel sorry for you. It is worth a shot. However, this tactic has a low chance for success.
Another way is to prepare a meal for everyone. Make sure that you receive no help. You want this to be a pitiful, male attempt at cooking. Make sure that you meal is edible, also. You will be eating it. It should be an easy to fix meal. It also, should not taste too good. If the meal is very good, you may be setting a dangerous precedent.
You can prepare red beans and rice, as your meal. To simplify things, consider using her Zojirushi rice cooker. All you will need is rice, red beans, and water. Rice cookers are simple enough for the inexperienced male cook to use. Take one part rice, with one and one half parts of water.
Add the beans when the rice is nearly done. You are finished. Try not to add many spices, unless you know how to cook. You can use things like salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper.
Another way is to volunteer to make French toast for breakfast. All you need is some milk and an egg in a bowl. Dip the bread in the mixture and fry it in a pan. Spray the pan with cooking spray, first. Make sure that she sees you using her kitchen hand mixer on your milk and eggs. She will be certain that you have no idea, what you are doing.
In closing
There are many way that a man can escape work. Try making your wife feel sorry for you. It may not give you the whole weekend. However, it may give you a three-hour game or a long nap. The best way, is to do some chores on the weekend. Try doing them early in the day. It will free your evening. That way, you can watch that game, tonight.
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